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• Tonight, the guy I liked asked me to come over to his frat house to drink with him. Unfortunately, I drank too much beforehand and passed out in my bed with my coat on, on the way out. FML

  January 25, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +9 / -2

   

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• Today, I got drunk and went back to my boyfriend’s place… where I proceeded to poop in my panties. FML

  January 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +7 / -7

   

• Today, the fire alarm went off at 4 am and had to wait outside in the cold for over 45 minutes. Turns out, someone forgot their key and decided to pull the fire alarm. FML.

  January 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +11 / -0

   

• Today, I got drunk and I thought I went to bed for the night. I turned out to have peed on all of my possession. I woke up with my roommate telling me, do you remember what happened last night. FML

  December 17, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +59 / -6

   

• Sitting outside of 711 at 2:30 in the morning, a girl approached me and asked if I would like an apple. She thought I was homeless. She lives three doors down on my floor. FML.

  December 15, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +15 / -2

   

• Today, I have two exams. They are scheduled at the same time. I have already missed my early exam. FML.

  December 14, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +7 / -3

   

• I’m out of colonial cash and jstreet money. I spent actual cash at J Street. FML

  December 13, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +11 / -3

   

  • Anonymous 5:22 am on December 14, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    If you are out of J street money, why would you still eat there?

• I was making out with a guy when he stopped, looked at me and said: God would not want me to’ … and left my room. fml

  December 13, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +11 / -2

   

• Today, just like any other day, I woke up to my roommate having sex. FML

  December 13, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +9 / -4

   

• I thought that kittens looked different in Japan like the people do. FML

  December 12, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +7 / -10

   

• I was hooking up with this guy in a Potomac bathroom and when I tried to take it further he said, “WAIT… We have homework to do.” Denied. FML.

  December 11, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +14 / -2

   

• The last day to leave on-campus residences is Sunday, December 20th. I’m leaving Sunday, December 20th. FML.

  December 11, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +5 / -22

   

• I have a Spanish final tomorrow. My teacher emailed us yesterday and said he doesn’t know what the test is on or how we should study for it. He emailed us today and says he still doesn’t know. FML.

  December 10, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +10 / -2

   

• I asked a guy who always flirted with me if he liked me. He laughed at me and walked away. FML

  December 10, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +8 / -5

   

• I woke up at 6pm. I meant to wake up at 11am. My ten page paper is due tomorrow at 3pm. I’ve written a paragraph. FML.

  December 10, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +1 / -14